A/N: Author: Welcome, Guys and Gals! I am going to show you the latest in Angelic Techno-magic-psycho-thingy! The Holy N2 Mine!
-The Author drops an N2 mine that does nothing when it hits the ground and everyone stops fleeing and looks at it-
Author: -smirk- And now for the bang! -presses a button-
Mine: HALLELUJAH!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Author: Muahahahahahha! No one beats Genaro Keldric Girardi Tenryuuken!!!! The 42nd angel!!! The Angel of the Meaning Of Life!
Shinji: You're not an Angel! I am an Angel! The 1st one at that! Lilith, let's pwn him!
Lilith: Hai! Adam-sama! I won't let a foolish Author like you mock our Race! LANCE OF LONGINUS!
Author: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I HATE YOU SHINJI!!!!! I MAKE YOU A LUCKY BASTARD AND YOU HURT ME! YOU BLEEPING BLEEEPEEER! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Lilith: Author-teme does not own anything but Adam-sama's new form, the plot, and my human form.
Shinji: Now Lilith, do you want me to 'Tame' you?
Lilith: Yes, please! Adam-sama!
-noises in the background-
Lilith: OHHH! AH! YES! AH! THERE! ARGH! HARDER! ADAM-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Author -recording with a video camera-: Ohhh, the other Angels will use this as blackmail for Lilith... Heehee.
Shin Pokegirl Evangelion
Whole New Battles: Of Gyms and Pokegirls, Evolution, and Training to Fight. Part 1
After those 2 minutes of Randomness and a Tamer's Test...
Pokecenter, Cherry Grove Town...
Now... After the fourth wall was completely shattered Hey! The Story has already begun! You good-for-nothing Author! I mean... After the test was finished, which was oddly similar to an IQ test, and Shinji got a result of 255, he received his Tamer's License and his pokedex, along with 6 pokeballs, he 'Balled' Asuka and they 'made it oficial', to the point of Asuka almost evolving. The next day, they were relaxing on one of the Pokecenter's sofas. Shinji had gotten some clothes for Asuka: She was now wearing red sneakers, loose jeans and a blue blouse with holes on the back for her stumps. He had used the Transfer Card he had on the bag, and it seemed it contained the number of an account with 100,000 SLC, which are the Credits for this world, for him!
Asuka sighed. "Wow, Shinji-kun, I never knew a shy guy like you could be so... wild when turned on! You had Infinite Stamina! We only stopped because I was tired!" Shinji blushed then mock glared at her " It's Shinji-sama for you, Asuka-chan!" He said with a smirk. Asuka laughed. " If that's what you want, Shinji-sama..." They continued chatting before a non-important tamer appeared before them. "Hey, is that a Draco! I heard they don't respect Tamers they believe aren't worthy." Shinji was about to answer when Asuka cut him off and revealed that her personality would always be the same. "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE INSULTING SHINJI-SAMA AREN'T YOU?! WELL?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM!" Needless to say, the Tamer nearly soiled himself before running off. Shinji major-sweat dropped. 'Well, I guess Asuka will always be Asuka...' The former Pilot sighed. "Asuka-chan, you needn't scare people like that..." Asuka snorted. "Hmph! Are you going to let them laugh at you? Where is the Invincible Shinji that single-handedly defeated a pokegirl I couldn't?" Shinji smirked. "He appears in bed..." Asuka blushed and then drooled. "Yeah, how can it be so big???" That made the Pilot blush.
Shinji tried to change the subject. "Anyway, what should we do about this place's Gym Battle?" Shinji had decided he wanted to participate in the Ultima Melee, so he could show everyone how much he had changed. 'I won't run away anymore!' Asuka smirked. "Maybe we should train? Yes! We will train and tame until I evolve! With your power, Shinji-sama, you can do anything! Even evolve me right now! I'm sure of it!" Shinji smiled at Asuka. 'She believes in me... I can't let her down!' "Thank you, Asuka-chan... I won't let you down!" With that, he stood up. "Let's go Asuka-chan! To the training grounds!"
Some time Later...
Shinji dodged another slash attack, Asuka's claws barely missing their target. They had been going at it (Both things, Training and taming) for hours, thanks to Shinji's Unlimited Stamina and apparent 'Regeneration', and the only one getting tired was Asuka, but she didn't show it. Suddenly her tail moved and grabbed Shinji at the ankle, slamming him against the Ground. Asuka smirked, breathing heavily. " I win." Shinji smiled back, which was awkward from his position on the ground. He stood up, and they readied themselves for another round. Shinji charged Asuka, trying to slam into her, but she sidestepped and lashed out with her claws. Shinji did a barrel roll left and then sweep kicked Asuka, who did a backflip to dodge. She then jumped, spinning and slammed her heel where Shinji was. However, Shinji rolled away, the heel smashing the ground, leaving a small crater. Unknown to them, there was someone staring at them, hidden in the shadows.
On some bushes nearby...
There was a figure hiding in the bushes, her two red eyes staring at the boy fighting the Draco. 'So he is the one I am to serve... I have to do this... It is my purpose, my duty...' The figure then vanished, leaving a single strand of blue hair, caught in the bushes' branches.
Some time later...
" ARGHH! It's not working!" Asuka shouted. They had trained a lot, and definitely felt stronger, but Asuka hadn't evolved. Shinji tried to calm her down. "Wait! Asuka-chan! It's only been one day! I'm sure we have a lot of time left!" But it wasn't working. "But, it should be working! What about that sphere of light you used!" Asuka protested. Shinji sighed. " I really don't know how I did it, OK!".
"Well, looks like you two are having problems." They both turned to look at the source of the voice. It was a young man, about 18 years old, he was 6' 4'', with medium-length, raven-black hair, with bangs that covered one eye, showing only a sinister yellow eye from his face. Shinji asked him "Who are you?" The man grinned " Call me Matt, Matt ShadowBlaze, self-proclaimed Infernal Tamer!" Asuka sweat-dropped " Self-proclaimed?!" Shinji, however, was awed by the aura of coolness the man exuded. " Wow, you must be an amazing Tamer!" The man rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Well, really I've just started my journey, and I got a Daimon for a starter. What I didn't expect was to find a Moon stone on my way here, and for her to evolve into a Droido. I've managed to make her be a bit more emotional, thanks to my strong will, and respect for pokegirls!" Matt grinned. "Hey, wanna be friends? We could travel together!" Asuka's eyes widened "Please, Shinji! Don't do it! This man is crazy!" Shinji just smiled "Aww, how bad can he be?" He then turned to stare at Matt " I'd gladly be your friend" Needless to say, Asuka was mortified, and Matt was ectastic.
Some minutes later, Pokecenter...
Shinji and Matt were sitting on one of the sofas, chatting. Asuka sat beside Shinji, staring at Matt. And, besides Matt, sat his pokegirl, looking around as if trying to find threats. The Droido was about 6' 2'' tall, with long, purple hair which was wild and untamed and had purple eyes. Matt rised an eyebrow. "So, you want to evolve Asuka-kun into a Dracona?" Shinji nodded. Matt sighed. "Well, besides luck, which was how I managed to find Shayla" He said, gesturing to the Droido, who smiled slightly at him, a very rare action for one. "I guess a pokebattle with Shayla would help her" Asuka immediatly lit up with that idea "Yes! A real battle at last! What do you think Shinji?!" Shinji sighed " But, isn't she, umm, above your current level?" Asuka's eyes twitched " The pokedex says we're both level 15, so shut it." Shinji groaned then looked at Matt. " Why not?" Matt grinned.
Training Grounds...
Shinji and Matt stood at opposite sides of the field, pokedex in hand and pokeball in the other. " Asuka! Let's do this!" Shinji shouted, releasing Asuka. Matt suddenly became serious, shouting. " Shayla! Prepare for Battle!" and Releasing the Droido. Shinji scanned her:
LEVEL 15 DROIDO, the Demon Soldier Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human to Near Human
Element: Magic/Fighting (Infernal)
Frequency: Rare
Diet: special
Role: combat
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Normal, Rock, non-elemental attacks
Weak Vs: elemental attacks, Flying
Attacks: Negative Aura Burst, Burst, Reflect, Glare, Leer, Resist, Kick, Imitate, Tackle, Stonepalm
Enhancements: Enhanced Reflexes (x4), Strength (x4), Speed (x4), Endurance (x4)
Evolves: Lemure (Dream Stone)
Evolves From: Daimon (Moon Stone)
Droidos were the officer class in the Legions of Terror, commanding the Youmas, Cardians, and Daimons beneath them. Despite that however, they were still front-line soldiers, going in when the lesser Legionaries couldn’t handle something.
Droido’s appearance is usually quite close to human, and can often hide among humans, although they still tend to look like rather wild girls with their hairstyles. Other Droidos are unable to pretend to be human due to odd skin coloration. As with other Youma-types, it’s very rare for a Threshold girl to become a Droido. At this point in their evolutionary process, most Droidos have the listed attacks above with little variations, the continued evolutions working to standardize their repertoire.
Droidos are humorless, lacking the passion for fighting and life in general that lesser Youma-types have. They act like soldiers, being cool, calm, and collected even when things are falling apart around them. This is usually used as a barometer for how attached they are to their Tamer. The better the Tamer, the more of a rise he can get out of them, either in bed or out. Emotional attachments are hard for a Droido to form, but when she does, little else matters to her.
Being both Fighting and Magic types, Droidos are strong in combat. They tend to consider anything less than an Amachoke to be beneath their skills, and their combination of quick reflexes, strength, speed, and magic make this a claim that they can back up.
Unlike other types of Youma evolution, Droidos don’t seem to actually need to eat to stay alive. They don’t absorb life energy or nightmares or fear, or seemingly anything to keep them going. However, they periodically must release bursts of negative energy. Every few days, they must use their Negative Aura Burst attack, even if not in combat. This attack makes everyone around the Droido feel as though they caught a mild cold, with headaches and stomach aches being the major symptoms. The afflicted people also become moody and irritable. It’s for this reason that Droidos aren’t very popular choices, despite their combat prowess. It is unknown what happens when a Droido cannot release her negative energy, since after a few days she’s generally willing to risk her Tamer’s wrath, due to feeling so “bloated” by then.
Feral Droidos are terrors to come across alone. They tend to try and fight anything that moves, preferentially attacking humans over other Pokégirls. However, since they don’t know when to quit a fight, if surrounded by greater numbers of competent fighters, they can usually be worn down to the point where they can be captured.
Shinji and Matt then started the countdown. "3... 2... 1... Go!" The pokegirls charged at each other trying to overpower the other one. In the end, Shayla won, slamming Asuka Against the ground. Shinji ordered "Asuka! Trip her and hit her with slash!" Asuka did so, her tail grabbing Shayla's ankle and slamming her against the ground. But she freed herself, and rolled away before the Draco could hit her. Matt then shouted. "Shayla! Now! Use Negative Aura Burst!"
The Droido glowed with black energy releasing a wave of negative energy that made Asuka feel sick and disoriented. Matt shouted "Now's your chance! Take her down!" And the Droido, with her superior speed, reflexes and strength, easily started to rain blows upon poor Asuka. Shinji's eyes narrowed. 'No! I won't let her lose! I know what will happen if her pride is damaged!' Shinji's eyes then glowed crimson, and he suddenly heard a command in his mind so he shouted "Asuka!!! Use Dragonbreath!!!" Matt's eyes widened.
There was a bright beam of light that traveled from Shinji to Asuka before a Burst of Green, Immensely hot fire erupted from Asuka's mouth, and hit Shayla point blank. Needless to say, Shayla was in for a world of pain. The Droido Immediatly backed away, breathing heavily, her clothes burned to a crisp. Asuka smirked " How's... It... For... You... heh... Good Job, Shinji-sama" Then there was a flash of light that enveloped Asuka.
Asuka, now a Dracona, didn't change much, with the exception of the wings on her back. However, her power was easily demonstrated when she defeated Matt's pokegirl with a combination of her newly learned Dragonbreath (which she shouldn't have learned) and Dragon Rage.
Matt just stared, astonished.
Some time Later... Pokecenter...
After they had healed their pokegirls, the two Tamers and their partners sat at the so called Sofa Of Absolute Repeatedness. Asuka, having become much more affectionate, lacthed on to Shinji's arm. Matt frowned " Hey dude, how did you do that beam thingy?" Shinji sighed and then thought 'Aw screw it! I'll tell them and get over it!' "Well... you see..."
15 minutes later...
...and that's why I have Infinite Stamina, Regeneration and those weird powers." Matt's eyebrow raised "So, you have something called The Greater Fruit Of Life and Knowledge and because of that you could teach her a very strong technique... Wow..." Shinji then said "Well, we should go to our rooms. It's time to hit the sack." Matt agreed. Suddenly, Asuka got up and hurried off to the rooms at the pokecenter. The red-head stopped mid-step and winked at Shinji. "I'll be waiting!"
After that, Shinji excused himself and went to the Room they were staying in. Slowly, he opened the door, and was greeted by an arousing sight: Asuka lay in the bed, one hand fondling one of her breasts and the other hand between her legs. She winked at him and said sultrily " What are you waiting for, Master? Come here!" Shinji blushed, blinked, sighed, and then headed over to bed for a very long night of taming. 'Another restless night... I love my life...'.
DRACONA, the Gliding Dragon Warrior Pokégirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Dragon/Flying
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: Human like Diet
Role: Multi-role fighter, ambusher
Libido: High (drops to Average if traded, or caught wild)
Strong Vs: Bug, Dragon, Fighting, Fire, Ground, Plant, Water
Weak Vs: Ice, Rock
Attacks: Gust, Whirlwind, Dragon Rage, Slash, Cut, Scratch
Enhancements: Wings, Enhanced Strength (x5), Enhanced Speed (x4), Enhanced Endurance (x4), Tough skin
Evolves: Dragoness (Shiny Stone)
Evolves From: Draco (orgasm or battle stress)
When a Draco evolves into the Dracona, there is very little change in the way of physical appearance apart from the growth of a pair of wings that spring from the nubs on the Draco’s back and average about 4 to 8 ft in span, generally of the same color scheme of the rest of their body. Although far too small to support her weight in flight, they are mainly used for low level Flying attacks, and gliding down from ambush positions above an enemy. They cannot ride thermal currents or attain any level of altitude and they must take a little time to prepare themselves to glide by stretching their wings, making impulsive attempts difficult and dangerous. They can also grow a few more inches and increase their bust size slightly (generally they average a generous C cup).
During the War the Dracona served a purpose very similar to the Draco, often acting as heavier support to their ground based sisters. They also spent a great deal of time laying ambushes in cleared out bases and buildings, waiting for humans to return and try to reuse or salvage them.
The evolution to a Dracona also tends to mellow out the temperament of the Pokégirl towards her tamer, often making even more affection and loyal as he has proven himself by making her evolve. However if she is traded to another tamer at this point (or if by slim chance one is captured in the wild) she will backslide into her previous stand-offish attitude until the new Tamer manages to prove himself.
Their feral state is similar to their Draco sisters, and more often than not the two breeds will be found mingling together in a pride like group of usually no more than 15 or 20 members, sometimes led by a Dragoness.
Author: Well, what do you think?
Shinji: When is Rei going to appear? This is looking too much like a ShinjixAsuka romance...
Author: Soon, young Padawan, soon.... INSERT EVIL MANIACAL LAUGH OF YOUR CHOICE HERE!!!!
Shinji: Lilith-chan...
Lilith: Lance of...
Author: OK, OK! She will appear on Chapter 5 after part 2 of Chapter 4!!!
Shinji: Stop please, Lilith-chan...
Lilith: Hai! Adam-sama...
Author: Sigh...
Shinji: I will handle it MYSELF! SWORD OF LIFE!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!