A/N: Hello, Dood!
Author: I'm acting like a Prinny, Dood!
Shinji: NO! I hate Prinnies! Lilith! Kill him!
Lilith: Hai! Adam-sama!
Author: NOOOOO! STUPID PLOT! DOOD! -the author crashes onto a wall and explodes-
Shinji: The Author doesn't own shit but the plot and Lilith-chan.
WOOT! Already 500 hits! It feels Good!
Shin Pokegirl Evangelion
Unfamiliar World
Sea of Dirac
Shinji looked around: he was yet again on that infinite emptiness, only that this time there was no LCL to kill him.
Suddenly a voice spoke from nowhere. " How are you doing, Shinji? Take your time, get used to the space, and tell me when you're ready, OK?" Said the creator of this sea, Leliel. "Hai, Leliel-san." answered Shinji. He continued looking for something but couldn't find anything. ' There's nothing to get ready for! And this space is already bringing bad memories' Shinji steeled himself. It was now or never. 'I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away!' "I'm ready, Leliel-san." The answer he got was silence for a minute and then "Good. Now look behind you." Shinji did so, and turned to stare at what looked like a tunnel, which was flashing various colors. "Here we go Shinji, In 3..." Shouted Leliel. Shinji readied himself, "2" Shifted into an aerodynamic position. "1... HERE WE GO!" And was propelled at extreme speeds towards the tunnel.
Once he entered, all he saw were bright flashes of colors, until he noted something strange: there was a growing black spot at the supposed end of the tunnel. Once it grew to be about the same size as him, it started to suck him in. "WHAT'S GOING ON!!!" Shinji screamed. Leliel answered in a panicked voice "Oh no! Someone is intefering with the transportation process! I don't know where you might end up, but it seems that the 'me' from another world wants you there! I'm sor-" The voice was abruptly silenced. For Shinji that is, because he was sucked into the shadow.
Unknown Place - Pokegirl World.
The place looked like the endless space, only that there was a white, transparent floor which if you looked down, you could see a planet which looked a lot like the Earth. Shinji stood at the center, facing what looked like a Ball Of Light.
" Who are you?" Asked Shinji, confused. After he had been sucked by the shadow, He had seen what looked like a woman before suddenly appearing on this place. The BOL chuckled. "I am the one who created everything and everyone, the Alpha and the Omega, I am who I am, I am God" Shinji gasped "Kami-sama! Why am I here?!" God literally glowed brightly. "You are here because I am going to give you what you are suited to: The Greater Fruit Of Life and Knowledge. You are the only one who won't reject it. (Besides Lilith) That is the reason I told Leliel to bring you here, you have been chosen to play an important role; an even bigger one than the one you previously had."
Shinji looked down. "But... Why me? I'm not anyone important... I had been fighting for the destruction of the world. I'm the worst person alive." God 'frowned' "No, you are not. Look at yourself, you were tricked into fighting for the world's destruction, you were in fact very important, many individuals cared for you, and you're the kindest person alive." Shinji snapped. "How can you say that Kami-sama! If I had chosen to pilot in the beginning, Rei and I wouldn't have been nearly crushed by debris! If I had agreed to destroy Bardiel I could have saved the entry plug and Toji wouldn't have lost his leg! If I had piloted first against Zeruel, neither Asuka nor Rei would have gotten hurt! If I had moved Asuka out of that beam of light she wouldn't be in a coma right now! And if I had been faster, Rei wouldn't have... wouldn't have... And now I'm leaving them because of my own selfish needs!" Shinji was now sobbing, crying his eyes out. God remained calm. " Are you finished?" Shinji nodded. "Good. Listen Shinji-kun, everyone would have done much more selfish things, for example, suicide, running away... You're torturing yourself because you care about your friends and family. No, you care about almost everyone, regardless of who they are. The only ones you don't care about are the ones you should hate with all your being, but you don't. Besides, you have come into contact with the lesser fruit of life, and already carry the lesser Fruit of Knowledge. Also, I am giving you what you deserve: a second chance on a world where you will find happiness, I'm sure of it." After saying that, God glowed like a giant flare, enveloping the endless place with a blinding light.
Some time later...
Shinji stared at the Fruit before him that had appeared after the flash ceased. It had a spherical shape, and was a glowing blue color. It also smelled really good. "Eat it" God ordered. Shinji did so, and suddenly felt power like no other surging trough him after eating the whole fruit. God seemed pleased. " Perfect. It will take some time for your body to fully assimilate the Fruit onto itself, but at least some of it's effect should be taking effect. Here, Shinji-kun, I'll show you how you will look in the future."
Shinji heard a sound behind him, and turned to stare at two mirrors: one on the left, and one on the right. The one on the left showed him normally, with his button-down shirt, slacks and sneakers. The one on the right showed him with the same clothes, but that's where the similarities ended. For one, this Shinji's hair was snow white, had pale skin and red eyes. Also, from his back rose ten Silver wings of light, and he held a sword on his right hand: The blade was a silver color, about 4 feet long, 9 inches wide and 2 cms thick, and looked really sharp. It also had what looked like a root edging around the first 2 feet of the blade. It had no guard, but there was what looked like a glowing blue jewel between the blade and the hilt. There were also 3 spikes that looked like branches connected to the jewel. Finally, the hilt, was covered in what looked like blue Leaves, and was 1 ft 5 inches long, enough to hold it with one or two hands.
Shinji stared, shocked. "Wha...? That is me???" He turned to stare questioningly at God, who chuckled. "Yes, at least who you'll soon be. As for the sword, which I'm sure you're curious about, is the embodiment of the Tree Of Life, and the most powerful weapon in existence." 'He' then glowed. "It is time... Take care Shinji, It is time for you to arrive to the world"
Shinji didn't have time to react before he felt like he was falling, and turned to look down to see he was indeed falling to the planet below. He shouted to God "Matte (Wait!)! Kami-sama! You haven't told me what this world is!"
As he fell and fell, the last words he heard were... " Welcome to the world where Man struggles to live by mating... Welcome... To the World Of Pokegirls...
And then there was darkness.
On a Clearing...
Road to Cherry Grove Town...
A figure was lying on a clearing, seemingly unconscious. The sounds of someone shouting what seemed like commands rang on the background.
Shinji's eyes slowly fluttered open, and he looked around. He was on what looked like a clearing, and he felt an additional weight on his back. Grabbing it, he noted it was a bag. Opening it, he looked at what was inside. It had some book called Taming for Dummies.
There was also a card that loked like a bank account:
Transfer N°: 96738246 - 98763457
Amount: 100,000 SLC
Otherwise it was empty, with the exception of what looked like a PDA.
Then he noticed the shouting, but it seemed like it was from some distance away. Then again, he was in a forest without knowing anything about this world so he followed the sounds, Walking past trees and other things.
He finally saw something in the distance. Walking closer to it. He saw something that made him think he was delusional: there were two figures fighting on the road. But that wasn't what shocked him: it was that one of them was what looked like an anthropomorphic blue female animal, and the other one had... a tail! 'What the hell! However, when he looked closer at the tailed girl, he saw something that shocked him. 'Holy crap! Is that... Asuka?!' Indeed, she looked a lot like Asuka. That was when he noticed another figure, this time a man. He was holding what looked like a red device and was shouting orders to the Animal/animorph/whatever... The man shouted "Glace! Ice Fang!" 'So, that weird woman is called Glace huh? But... why are they hurting that girl???" Shinji decided he'd seen enough, and stepped out of the forest.
"Hey! Stop That! What do you think you two are doing?! Harming a person like that?!" Shinji shouted to the Man. The man turned to stare at him with disbelief. Was this kid serious?! "Are you crazy?! That is a Pokegirl! I'm trying to capture it! Don't you know how Rare Dragon-type pokegirls are?!" Shinji just stared at the man confused "What?... Who or what the hell is a Pokegirl?!" The Tamer Glared at the Pilot and shouted. "You're not being funny! Now move aside or I'll make Glace hurt you!" Shinji glared back "I'm serious! I don't know what a pokegirl is!" The Tamer growled and then seemed to ignore him and turn towards the battle. " Glace! Ice Beam!"
The Glace obeyed, firing what seemed like a blue energy beam. Now, because Dracos were weak against Ice, and were close quarter fighters, the other girl was at an enormous disadvantage because she couldn't get closed. Draco barely dodged, but part of the beam hit her right arm, which became frozen. The tamer saw the opportunity "Now Glace! Ice Fang then Hyper beam!" The Glace instantly leaped at the Draco and prepared the attack.
But the Ice Fang attack didn't hit the Draco.
Shinji had seen how the girl had been losing, and had jumped into the trajectory of the attack, which made him recieve an Ice Fang in the shoulder. The Glace immediately leaped away as Shinji screamed in pain. The Tamer looked shocked, but then growled. " Fine, have it your way, Glace... Ice Beam him." The Glace obeyed, charging up an Ice Beam...
Only for a Sphere of Light to hit her before she could launch the attack.
The sphere suddenly exploded, the blast enveloping the Glace and rising to the sky, where it formed a cross-like shape. Once the explosion receded, it left a crater, where the Glace layed unconscious and charred. The Tamer stared in shock "Wha...? How?!" He turned to stare in horror at the boy who was now slumped over, his hair shadowing his face. Suddenly, he lifted his head up, revealing a pair of crimson orbs. The Tamer screamed, recalled his pokegirl and fled from him.
Shinji turned to stare at the girl he had saved, his eyes receding into their normal grayish-blue, only to find her gone. 'She must have fled...' He turned to stare at his wounded shoulder, but it was healed too. 'Weird...' He then remembered he had a PDA, and opened it. He clicked on the 'Map' function. 'hmm... It seems that I'm on a place called Johto... and near a village called Cherry Grove... I should head there...' But as he was walking away, he felt someone leap onto his back, and immediately fell. He turned around to see what was latched on to him, only to stare at the eyes of the girl he had saved. He was about to speak to her, whe felt her lips on his. 'What the hell is she doing?!' He gasped in shock, only for the Asuka-like woman to push her tongue inside his mouth. 'Why is she doing this?!' He got his answer when the girl grounded her pelvis against his. He yelped, and the girl started kissing him more forcefully, and he found himself losing control of his actions and kissing her back. ' Ah... No... please... ah... stop...' He really didn't believe he wanted her to stop... Finally he succumbed to the feelings of pent-up lust, and they started mating, making love, taming, having sex, fucking, whatever you call it.
One MA Rated scene later...
Shinji groaned, waking up after losing his virginity with a half-dragon girl. 'I feel really dirty...' He slowly opened his eyes, only to look at the girl he had... made love with, beaming at him.
"Hello, Master!" Happily shouted the girl. 'That voice...' "Asuka?" Questioned Shinji. The girl gasped "How do you know the name I had before Thresholding?! Do you have some Psychic type ancestry?!" 'Thresholding?'
"Umm... Excuse me? But, I don't know anything about pokegirls, or thresholding, or why are you calling me Mast- wait a minute... Master? Why are you calling me that?!" Asuka looked shocked before giggling. 'Oh no... the Asuka of my world would only giggle when Kaji actually listened to her... This is bad...' Shinji frowned "Hey... It's just I-" 'Wait a minute! I can't tell her I'm from another world! Just how stupid would that make look?! I know!' "I can't remember anything!" That stopped the girl's giggling.
"Ah! I'm sorry Master! I didn't know!" She apologized. Shinji smiled at her. "Ok, but stop calling me Master" She nodded then looked at him "You haven't told me your name" Shinji looked surprised before saying. "Heh, Sorry, my bad. I'm Shinji Ikari." Asuka smiled "Before Thresholding I was Asuka Langley, but you can call me Asuka, Mas- I mean Shinji." Shinji then remembered she had gotten hurt in the battle. He gasped. "Your arm! It's Healed!" Asuka stared at him for a moment before shrugging. "Meh, It was just frozen".
10 minutes later...
After they continued chatting for a bit and Shinji dressed up again, they decided to go to Cherry Grove Village, which was close. During the trip, Asuka explained Shinji everything she knew about pokegirls and the world's actual status. For some reason Shinji didn't understand, he could speak English perfectly, it could have something to do with The Greater Fruit Of Life and Knowledge God had given him though. He had also explained Asuka about Japanese suffixes. Fortunately, they didn't encounter any Ferals, and soon enough reached the Village's entrance. Once they were in the village, they asked for the location of the Pokecenter, and hurried off to it.
5 minutes later...
Shinji stepped through the entrance of the pokecenter, Asuka following him, and hurried off to the counter where he was attended by a NurseJoy. The NurseJoy smiled "Hello, sir, what can I help you with?" Shinji looked around before whispering " I want to take the Tamer's Test." The nurse looked confused "Why would you whisper you-" That is before she looked at the Draco that was with him. "Oh! OK, follow me! Your pokegirl can come too!" Shinji looked at Asuka and said. "Asuka-chan? Do you want to come?" Asuka smiled. "Why not Shinji-kun, then after you become you-know-what we can, you know..." she walked up to him and whispered in his ear, making him shudder "Make it official..." Shinji blushed, stuttering out. "O-ok, but first I have to take the test." The Nurse joy suddenly interrupted, mock glaring at Shinji. "Are you going to tame her or become a tamer?" Shinji blushed again and they both followed the NurseJoy towards the Exam room. Shinji sighed, thinking 'Man, I end up on a perverted world, and now I'm becoming perverted myself. Well, at least it's better than the other world.'
Meanwhile...
The Office of Doom... Evangelion World...
Gendo was sitting on his chair, frowning and doing The Gendo Pose. They couldn't find Shinji anywhere. He had completely disappeared, and with his disappearance, Unit-01 wouldn't respond to any other pilot. ' This was definitely not part of the scenario...'
DRACO, The Dragon Knight Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Dragon
Frequency: Rare
Diet: human foods
Role: close quarter ground fighter
Libido: Average, can become High once Tamer earns respect
Strong Vs: Dragon, Electric, Fire, Plant, Water
Weak Vs: Ice
Attacks: Slash, Cut, Scratch
Enhancements: Tough skin, Enhanced endurance (x4) and Enhanced Strength (x3)
Evolves: Dracona (triggered by multiple orgasms or battle high only if the Draco respects Tamer), Medra (must be going feral + wearing a Steel Jacket when traded), Ahzi Dahaka (Diamond Stone)
Evolves From: Mynx (Dragon Scale)
Dracos are hand-to-hand fighters. With their enhanced strength, endurance and toughness they are considered some of the best for their power level. During the war they were usually assigned to units lead by Alaka-whams and used to protect them and other ranged attack girls from counter attacks by enemy ground troops, the also played a role in city combat, efficiently clearing buildings of any opposition.
Due to their well deserved reputations , these proud and noble Pokégirls tend to quite picky about their tamers, expecting them to be either physically powerful themselves, or posses a powerful Harem. If they feel neither is present, they will shun the Tamer, preferring to go Feral than to submit to him. This being said, they tend to be considered a troublesome breed and unsatisfied Dracos are either traded or released once its obvious that she won’t respect the Tamer. On the other hand a Tamer who has suitably impressed a Draco will quickly find that she an extremely loyal dedicated (not to mention affectionate) member of his Harem. Due to this rather difficult personality, many Tamer prefer to evolve their Dracos up from Mynxs should they ever get a hold of a Dragon Scale.
Appearing very human like, Dracos an usually be identified by the presence of scale-like skin (which is detectable only by close inspection) which contains a slight tinting of color, a pair of small bumps at the shoulder blades (which tends to have colorations similar to their hair and claws), a head of courser-than-human hair, slightly pointed ears, thick scratching claws for nails which appear black or ivory in color and a foot long reptilian tail that sprouts from the base of their spine. One point of interest is the color ranges their hair, eyes, and skin takes. Usually covering a metallic scale of color, a darker set of colors or even some gem like colors, their skin, hair and eyes can all be different (if generally from the same range, but a mixture is not uncommon). They range in height from about 5ft to 5’10” and their eyes run in the same range of color as their hair, though they are often different then the hair.
When tame, Dracos are highly intelligent Pokégirls and are sometimes drawn to hobbies or pastimes that allow them to work that intelligence. What surprising is that intelligence remains for the most part when feral as well. They may not retain the ability of speech, but the amount of planning and forethought that has been seen in feral Dracos goes to show that they are more than just cunning and instinctive creatures. Many have been seen using more than rudimentary tools for the purpose of making shelters, catching prey for food, and even employing traps to capture speedier prey.
Thresholding in a Draco is very rare occurrence, but, should one get hold of a newly thresholded Draco, many Tamers find that they usually can forgo the challenge of impressing the girl, and adopt them quickly into their harems. Though there is the warning of waiting for a couple of weeks to allow her scales to harden properly before placing her into combat.
GLACE, the Ice Cold Eva Pokégirl
Type: Near Human Animorph
Element: Ice
Frequency: Rare
Diet: Some human foods, plants that grow in cold climates, common Pokéchow
Role: Cold Weather Support
Libido: Low (Average with a tamer she likes)
Strong Vs: Dragon, Ice, Grass, Ground, Flying
Weak Vs: Fire, Fighting, Rock, Steel
Attacks: Ice Beam, Quick Attack, Slash, Mirror Coat, Reflect, Snowball, Hail, Faint Attack, Ice Fang, Last Resort, Icy Wind, Tickle, Charm, Chilled Arousal
Enhancements: Cold Weather Endurance, Silent Movement, Snow Cloak, Enhanced Speed (x6), Enhanced Durability (x2)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Eva (Ice Crystal in cold conditions)
Glaces are not a well-known Eva evolution for the simple fact that the Ice Crystal evolution will not occur unless the Eva is surrounded by snow and ice as well (However, it must be natural snow and ice, some experiments have been done in large freezers with no success).
Glaces are much the same in basic size and shape as most of the other Eva evolutions, gaining a little bit of height and a slight bust increase over their previous form. A Glace is covered in soft light blue or white fur, which will become coated with a thin layer of ice after a short time in an area that has ice and snow on the ground in order to better retain body heat. This layer of ice will of course melt in warmer areas, allowing the Glace to remain cool.
Glaces are not typically cold, but in fact are usually quite warm to the touch underneath their ice-coating. They still prefer to live in colder areas, but otherwise have little problem with warmer climates unlike most other Ice-types.
In cold areas, the Glace’s light coloration aids in blending in with the ice and snow, making them difficult to spot, even for Pokégirls with enhanced vision. During Snowstorms, their coloration makes them nearly impossible to see clearly, particularly in battle. This is only made worse by their ability to move in complete silence on ice and snow (and most other terrain as well).
Glaces love to cuddle close to their tamer when sleeping (though a harem sister will do if their tamer is otherwise occupied), regardless of weather.
Glaces are fairly passionate when taming, a trait somewhat at odds with their low libido. When being tamed, they enjoy pairing their body warmth with their chilled arousal technique to play exquisite havoc with their tamer's sense of touch. Especially if they have an ice-coat formed (which will likely melt during taming, increasing the effectiveness of their Chilled Arousal technique, unless the tamer is one capable, and willing, to perform outdoors in cold weather). If the Glace does have an Ice-coat formed, it is advised that taming not take place on anything that would be damaged by the resulting water as it melts.
No known cases of Thresholding into a Glace have been reported, though it would be likely that if one did happen it would occur in a snow-covered area.
NURSEJOY, the Nursing Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon, usually found at hospitals and Pokégirl healing centers, has never been found in the wild
Diet: any human style diet, with the preference of vegetables
Role: nursing
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Dodge, Tackle, Honey, Sweet Honey, Royal Honey, Love 'N' Affection, Hugs 'N' Kisses, Heal, Cure, Cura, Curaga, Pray, Multiheal, Omniheal, Revive, Half Revive, Full Revive, Regen, Esuna, Hypnotize, Yell
Enhancements: innate knowledge of human and Pokégirl anatomy, natural affinity for healing
Evolves: Night Nurse (battle stress)
Evolves From: None
NurseJoys, or Joys as they are usually called, are nursing Pokégirls; they can do all healing techniques and will help someone in need by nature. Unfortunately, they rarely, if ever, make good fighters.
NurseJoys were the first species of Pokégirl developed by the Leagues, with the first being born in the year 15 AS. Their development began almost immediately after the earliest Pokécenters opened in 10 AS, once the Leagues realized that they just didn't have the manpower to maintain them all.
Tamers know that it's very handy to have a NurseJoy in their pack, since they can heal the other Pokégirls when they get hurt. NurseJoys don't make good Alphas, though, since they don't feel comfortable with the role of group leader.
While all NurseJoys are born with the capability of learning all of the above techniques, few learn more than half of them in their lifetimes. Most choose to specialize in one or two specific areas and focus on learning the advanced techniques for those. That being said, every single NurseJoy is able to use Dodge, Tackle, Heal, Cure, Revive, Esuna and Yell (which they use to stop struggling patients).
For some unknown reason, all NurseJoys have pink hair. Sometimes it's curly, sometimes it's straight, but it's always a bright, vivid pink. Aside from that similarity, NurseJoys vary in appearance, although a great many of them have pink eyes as well. They stand between 5' even and 5'8", though the average is only 5'2". Their busts range between C-Cups and D-Cups, and are usually, but not always, proportionate to their height.