Care Bears

Care Bears? by Kelvin's Choice

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Care Bears? by Kelvin's Choice

      The park ranger walked to the podium while the various sightseers quieted down. "I want all of you to listen carefully and understand the dangers. This is the wild, not the civilized towns some of you are used to. Nor are these the well-travelled trails that some of you have walked on your Pokégirl Taming Journeys."

      The projected slides of two similar powerfully built Pokégirls appeared on the screen behind the ranger. One was more human, taller at 8 feet, and covered with short, almost gold-brown fur. The other was more animalistic, covered in thick black fur, and shorter, barely topping 6 feet.

      "The major dangers are the Grizzlar and the Ursine, both bear-types," the ranger said and pointed to the first and second pictures respectively. The worried shifting of the crowd of tourists set off faint ringing among those who watched.

      "Ah, I see some of you have taken the advice from the book 'Bear Attacks for Beginners', for those of you who haven't read the book, it advises that you wear a bell to make noise as advanced warning so you don't surprise a bear-type. Likewise it advises the use of chemical repellents, like pepper spray to dive them off, since their eyes and sense of smell are very sensitive."

      He waited for rustling and ringing of the group to quiet down before he continued, "Here at the Park Service, we have different advice. Both types are extremely territorial, with the Ursine defending her territory, and the Grizzlar attacking anyone entering her territory. The simplest difference is assume an Ursine is defending her home and will let you run away. While the Grizzlar sees you as being in a fighting ring with her. Both will clearly mark their territory with claw marks in the trees, and placing feces in noticeable locations. Yes?" he asked of one Bimbos who was bouncing up and down and ringing from the four bells she was wearing.

      "How can we tell the difference?" the Bimbo asked, nearly bouncing out of her top as she continued to move even after she stopped jumping, "I want to make sure I have enough Pepper Spray."

      The ranger ignored the sight and concentrated on his job. The slide of a pile of dung appeared. "Ursine feces is smaller and darker, usually a collection of pellets. As you can see there are a lot of squirrel fur and berry seeds in it." Another slide. "Grizzlar droppings are usually one large mass, and lately have been filled with bells and smelled strongly of pepper."