OMAKE!
Keldric (Previously CLASSIFIED) was sitting on ADVENT's Restaurant (ADVENT: It's a special organization that is in charge of Xovers, Self-insertions and OCs. It also has technology from every world known. ) talking with his friend, Matt ShadowBlaze.
"So, Matt. How does it feel to be in the Pokegirl world?" asked Keldric.
Matt grinned. "Well, for 15-year olds like me, It's awesome. Too bad you're only almost 13, Keldric."
Keldric glared at him. "Don't remind me. But at least I'm 5' 8''! I'm taller than my mother!"
Matt put him on a headlock. "As if I care! You're still a brat to me!"
"Hey! That hurts! Ouch! Stop!" Cried Keldric.
Matt squeezed harder. "Only if you give me a new pokegirl next Chapter!!!"
Keldric nodded, and Matt released him. He then slumped over "Why, Matt? Why does everyone torture me?"
(I OWN the following Point of View)
Matt became serious, and said glumly. "Because you are an 'Author'. Authors have the Almighty power to create Alternate Universes and do whatever they want in them. This is what normally happens when you imagine things, or daydream. However, Authors can manifest this 'AU' to other people, making them see your Universe. The more complex and creative it is, as well as your manifestation being of a good 'quality', more people will like to see it. Those are the Rules of 'Universe Manifestation', codenamed FANFICTION. As such, everyone wants to use you, a kid who only wants to help poeple have fun on their free time, to manifest an AU of their liking. What I think is that they just want their perfect world, and are just to lazy to write it. Even some one with work can submit a chapter twice per month. You see, that is... The Job of an Author. It is why ADVENT exists, disguised as webs pages called or FictionPress, alongside others like : they exist as containers for those 'Manifestations'."
"And what about the Pokegirl world? And Animes and Mangas, alongside TV shows and movies??? Or Books and Games?" Inquired Keldric.
Matt's eyes narrowed. "Those are... Very Powerful Manifestations, called 'Reality Benders'. They are completely original ideas, so they aren't 'AU', they are NR, or 'New Realities'. They create branches of many possibilities and thoughts, along with the 'Main Plot'. They are some of Yggdrasil's, the Tree that holds Real Life, and every AU's, Main Branches. For example, you are creating a book about CLASSIFIED, called CLASSIFIED, in Spanish, right?" Keldric nodded. Matt then continued. "Well, once you finish it, and show it to the world, it will be a 'Reality Bender', and it will grow many branches. Doesn't that fill you with pride?
Look at the Pokegirl World, The idea was created by a guy called Metroanime, it was a solid, firm idea and branch, but it could be grown into a better branch, sturdier, harder, with branches of it's own, then leaves, flowers and finally 'Fruits'. So it's universe was constantly updated by more people, until it was up to date with the current Pokemon, and they've also included 'Girls that don't have anything to do with Pokemon.
A Leaf is an AU that has grown to be a very popular one, along 10,000 people having read it. They normally have from 20 to 40 reviews, sometimes more.
A Flower is an AU that's even more well-developed and popular than Leaves. They normally enter this state when the stories are halfway done. Also, the story has been read from 50,000 to 150,000 times, and has from 60 to 1,500 reviews, depening if it's a 'normal' or an 'exotic'. Exotics have much more Hits and Reviews.
Finally, the 'Fruit'. Ahhh, the Fruit. It is ALWAYS an AU whose Main Plot has been completed, or a Manga AU, and is NEVER a One-shot. They are ready to be picked up from the tree, and their seeds will be planted on Yggdrasil's main body, giving it the ability to become the rare 'Alternate Universe: Seed Of Possibilities and New Realities'. It has from 200,000 to 1,000,000 or sometimes more hits, and from 2,000 to 15,000 Reviews.
On Shin Seiki Evangelion, well-known Fruits are 'Records Of Heaven's Descent', which is like Persona, but there are no Personas, 'Angelic Days', where Shinji has a good life, and Evangelion at School, which is just plain funny.
Now you understand, Keldric, the True Power Of Authors!!! The Will Of Creation! When God created us, we were awed by how He could create something as complex as us, so we decided to try to create too. Do you understand now?"
Kenrik thought for a while, then nodded. He would create his very own Fruit! And would finsh creating his Book, his New Reality! The Fruit would be called Shin Pokegirl Evangelion, and the NR would be called CLASSIFIED!
Keldric: Hmmm, Interesting point of View, who created it?
Shinji: -Facepalm- YOU?! Who else, motherbleeping son of a bleep?!
Lilith: -Grabbing Shinji's arm and giving him the Puppy Eyes Technique- Please, Adam-sama... Don't Curse...
Shinji: -sweating under the power of the Obviously Evil Ability, Or Evility (Disgaea LOL)- Ehh... Umm... Fine, you are cruel Lilith-chan... (Zankoku na Tenshi (A Cruel Angel, I think) LOL)
Lilith: -looking ready to cry- But... but... I do this because I love you! And want you to be a good man so no one will hurt you Adam-sama!
Author: -muttering- Awwwww... -sniff- sniff- that's so cute and sad, Shinji, you demon...
Shinji: -embracing her- Shh... Don't cry Lilith-chan, I forgive you... I love you too...
Lilith: -with wide eyes- What? R-really?
Shinji: -pulling away a bit to look at her and smile- Yes... Really...
Lilith: -crying tears of joy- WAAAAH! -glomps Shinji- I love you so much! Adam-sama!
Author: HAHAHA! You two look so entranced with each other... I think Shinji had a very twisted case of Keitaro's Syndrome, now he has one that is more normal.
Shinji & Lilith: Keitaro's Syndrome?!
Author: Keitaro's Syndrome, also known as the... -DUN DUN DUN!- Harem Syndrome.
- DA GASP -
Author: -rising an eyebrow- Hmm, I should put that on Plot Twists. Do it again.
- Da Gasp -
Author: -shakes head- No, With more Emotion!
- DA GASP -
Author: -nods- Now with even more Emotion!
- DA GASP! -
Author: YES! The power of Exclamation marks along with All Caps, Emphasis and Bold text makes it the True DA GASP! Anyway, I Only own anything not from another AU or NR. And my 'Joystick with two Analogue Balls'.
I know, It's a bit short.
Shin Pokegirl Evangelion
Chapter 7: Angelic Beings.
Dream...
Shinji could only see a vast emptiness, he was completely alone. "Hello?" Shinji called out. He didn't really expect something to call back, so as he turned to move to explore the place, He was caught off guard when he heard a Beautiful, Angelic voice, not unlike Rei's, but this one was far from emotionless: In fact, it was full of love and longing.
"I've been waiting for you, Adam-sama... Waiting to talk to you... Waiting for your embrace... for your warmth... wanting to be with you..." Shinji's eyes widened. Adam-sama?! He turned around to look at who was talking only to almost pass out from a nosebleed. There was a girl, who could've been a Rei clone if not for the warm smile on her face and the eight bladed wings of light that were on her back and the two smaller ones on her lower thighs. But the source of his nosebleed was that she was completely naked. (A/N: As if he hadn't seen Rei and Asuka naked... Pfft... N00b.)
The Angelic being moved closer to Shinji, grabbing his hand and holding it close to her. She moved it so it was caressing her face. "Mmm..." Shinji found out he couldn't move his hand away, or rather, didn't want to. Somehow, all of this felt right. "Rei?" He weakly asked.
The Girl smiled, shaking her head negative. Shinji's eyes widened before a name came to his mind "Lilith?" He inquired. Then he inwardly gasped at what he said. 'No... How can she be that...' The image of a being crucified on a giant ocean of orange blood came to his mind.
Lilith's eyes briefly widened, before she happily nodded her head and moved closer to Shinji, wrapping his arm that was previously caressing her face to wrap around her waist. She innocently rubbed her body against his. She normally never acted so childishly, but she knew Adam-sama would prefer this personality over her normal one, which was full of wisdom, her Father had told her so. She then said with that beautiful voice. "I'm so happy you know my name, Adam-sama..."
Shinji frowned, confused. "Wh... why are you calling me Adam?" Why would this Angel act like this? Then it hit him. 'Adam was the first Angel, and supposedly Lilith's husband... I'm on another world, where that Adam never existed, and... Kami-sama! He gave me that blue sphere! I remember seeing a picture of Adam, his core wasn't red, it was Blue! That must be the so-called Greater Fruit of Life and Knowledge... So that means... DA GASP! I'm Adam in this world now! I'm an Angel! The 1st Angel!'
The 2nd Angel, and Shinji's Destined partner smiled, kissing his cheek. "You shouldn't ask things you already know, Adam-sama..." She said cheerfully. Shinji smiled nervously. "Umm... Yeah, so... that means we're, umm... Partners?"
Lilith shook her head, then kissed him on the lips "No... We're much more than that... Adam-sama..." Shinji didn't know what was more shocking. The fact that she had kissed him, or the fact she had said that without pulling away. He suddenly felt himself responding to the kiss, a part of him resonating with one of Lilith's. 'Must be the Cores...'
After kissing for what felt like an eternity, Lilith pulled away. She smiled sadly at him. "I'm sorry, Adam-sama, but it looks like you have to go now... I wish I could be with you forever, but that will have to wait until the time for you to choose comes..." She whispered, before starting to fade.
Shinji felt he was fading too and cried out to his fated partner. "Wait! When will I see you again?!". Lilith gazed at him longingly, before replying. "Once you 'awaken' to your true powers again. And remember, Adam-sama... A girl I made on my image is always watching you, and she has a bond with me, so I will never leave you..." The last thing he saw before he faded completely was Lilith's face.
Meanwhile... In another world...
Gendo looked at the JSSDF trooper, who was laying dead on the floor. He frowned. 'Something isn't right... SEELE is attacking NERV, but the 17th Angel hasn't showed up...' What was going on? He had known SEELE would attack, but he thought they would have waited for the Angels to be dead.
SEELE hiding place...
Lorenz looked at the monoliths in the room, and said "The reason we have started this operation sooner is that Tabris won't do anything to stop us, after all, he desires Third Impact..."
Da Battle...
Asuka was tired. She had beaten the majority of the MP EVAs, but one had apparently regenerated and was about to throw a spear...
But was suddenly thrown back by an AT-field.
Asuka's eyes widened. 'What? Who...' She suddenly saw someone in front of her EVA's Head, floating. Her EVA reeled back in shock. 'It can't be... It's that stupid faggot!'
Indeed, Tabris, the 17th Angel, better known as Kaworu Nagisa, was the one who had thrown the MP EVA away. He smiled, then turned around to wave at Asuka's EVA. 'Hmm... I wonder why I'm doing this... Oh, now I remember! The Lord said I, as the last Angel alive in this world apart from Mother Lilith, was supposed to do what Shinji would have wanted to do, because he was to be Adam's Incarnation in another world' He then saw one of the MP EVAs was getting up, and he suddenly commanded. "SELF-DESTRUCT!"
All Of the EVA series then started to glow, and their bodies started to bulge on some places. Then, they exploded, releasing 9 cross-shaped explosions that were visible from space.
SEELE...
Lorenz's eyes widened. He yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Our dreams! Ruined by that Angel! God! What did we do wrong?!" Slowly, each of the monoliths started shutting down, their dreams ruined by the 17th Angel's rebellion. Lorenz then whispered "Why... why, Tabris... We shouldn't have used you as the dummy plug."
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Author: Well, what do you think?
Shinji: EPIC! Go Kaworu! Go Kaworu! Confront everything with a smile!
Lilith: Yay! I finally met Adam-sama! Your breath tasted like your cooking!
Shinji: Really?! It was that good?!
Lilith: Mmhm...
Shinji: -smiling- Yours tasted like Heaven...
Lilith: -blushing- D-domo Arigato, Adam-sama...
Author: Ok! Stop the Japanese! It's confusing!
Shinji & Lilith: Hai! Keldric-sotaisho!
Author: Huh??? Grrr...
Suddenly Marcus appears.
Marcus: BOOYAH! -Pushes a button-
Chapter End
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